参议员 你一吸过人血 As soon as you feed, Senator,
你就用不着这个了 you won't need these anymore.
操他娘的 Holy shit!
这次是明斯特爷爷(吸血鬼电视剧明斯特一家里面的角色) It's the attack of Grandpa Munster!
真恶心 Gross.
该死的 Damn it.
参议员 不好意思 打搅你的狂欢了 Sorry to ruin your party, Senator.
别担心 我们两分钟内就能救你出去 Don't worry, we'll I have you out of here in two minutes.
-谢谢 -埃德加 - Thank you. - Edgar!
艾伦吗 艾伦 Alan? Alan!
艾伦 Alan!
艾伦 Alan.
艾伦 艾伦 你没事吧 Alan. Alan, are you okay?
不 不 艾伦 别走 No. No. Alan. No. No, Alan!
艾伦 Alan!
我是一个吸血鬼 I am a vampire.
噢 是吗 Oh, yeah?
好吧 嘛喱嘛喱轰 我是一位裁判 Well, abracadabra. I'm an umpire.
你骗人 Hocus-pocus.
弗洛格先生吗 Mr. Frog?
什么事 Yeah?
你刚睡醒吗 Were you sleeping?
我是夜猫子 I work nights.
显然还是不够拼命 Apparently not hard enough.
你的贷款拖欠不还 You're in default on your loans...
银行要收回房产 and the bank is repossessing this property.
这包括 This would include any...
当前财产中所含房产 ...structure currently on the property as well.
你说真的吗 Are you serious?
给你一个星期搬走 You have one week to vacate.
祝你愉快 Have a good day.
该死的吸血鬼 Fucking vampires.
-现金还是赊购 -现金 - Cash or store credit? - Cash.
勉强有65美元 Comes to 65 even.
65美元吗 Sixty-five dollars?
你在开玩笑吧 Are you kidding me? I mean,
几乎崭新的灭绝吸血鬼125期 this issue of Destroy All Vampires number 125...
都值50美元 in nearly mint condition is worth 50 bucks alone.
那是崭新的价钱 In near-mint condition.
我知道崭新的价格 但你这个不是 I know near-mint condition and that ain't it.
你乱说什么 我都没拆封过 What are you talking about? I haven't even opened this book.
我买了之后就一直好好的保存着 It's been boarded and bagged since the day I got it.
让我们来看看 Well, let's have a Look.
钉书钉上面有锈迹 There are stress marks at the staple points.
这封面的成色起码要减掉四分一的价值 The, uh, cover has lost at least 15 percent of its gloss...
页面也呈黄色了 the pages are yellow...
书角有明显的褶皱和褪色 and there's significant rubbing and fading at the corners.
如果你把蝙蝠侠14版一起卖给我的话 Now, if you were willing to part with that Batman number 14...
我也许能开个高点的价 I, uh, might be able to do a little bit better.
别做梦了 That's not gonna happen.
它的情感价值对我意义重大 Happens to have some sentimental value to it.
弗洛格 我只能给这个价了 That's my offer, Frog.
不要拉倒 Take it or leave it.
好吧 付钱吧 All right, pay me.
祝你愉快 Have a nice day.
我讨厌笑嘻嘻的人 I hate happy people.
嗨 埃德加 Hey, Edgar.
你赚了弗兰科的钱吗 Did you make any money off of Frank?
你开玩笑吧 Are you kidding?
他想用65元买下我所有的东西 He gave me 65 bucks for everything.
他真是个铁公鸡 He's such a cheapskate.
让我看看 Here, let me see.
那个不行 Uh, not that one.
还是有点好东西的啊 But there's still some good stuff in here.
要我放到Ebay网上去吗 You want me to put it up on eBay,
看看能卖多少 see what I can get?
当然 为什么不呢 Uh, sure, why not.
现在多一块是一块 Every little bit helps right now.
这里有漫画小说吗 Where do I find the graphic novels?
你说的是漫画书吗 You mean comic books?
不 是连环画形式的小说 No, I mean graphic novels.
我才不看漫画 我又不是呆子 I don't read comic books. I'm not a geek.
那我就帮不到你了 Oh, well, I can't help you then.
在欧尼书店 只有漫画迷才受欢迎 Here at the Book O'Neer, geek is chic.
-去巴尔内斯书店吧 -无所谓 - Try Barnes & Noble. - Whatever.
我看你是不想做我生意 I guess you don't want me to spend any money here.
这人快要把我惹毛了 That guy gets on my last nerve.
-你认识他吗 -听过他的名字而已 - You know him? - By reputation only.
他叫约翰·特拉什 His name is Jonny Trash.
是个博客名人 He's a celebrity blogger.
那他在圣卡萨多做什么 What the hell is he doing here in San Cazador?
大家都为X狂欢夜而来 They're here for the X-Party.
X狂欢夜 The X-Party?
-什么舞会 -锐舞 - What's that? - A rave.
在这举行吗 And it's gonna be here?
如果你相信传闻的话 If you believe the rumors.
但是主办方不到最后一刻 But they're not telling anyone
不会告诉任何人狂欢会的地点 where it's gonna be until the night of the event.
棒极了 Great.
真像我的催命符 Sounds like the final nail in my coffin.
拜 Bye.
我操 Oh, shit!
谁乱停在这 Who the hell parked...
搞坏我的车 My truck.
你看起来可不像 You sure don't look like a cold-blooded,
冷血卑鄙残忍邪恶的吸血鬼猎手 meaner-than-hell, bad ass vampire killer.
你说什么 Excuse me?
你就是埃德加·弗洛格 You're Edgar Frog.
是夜行者和吸血鬼不共戴天的敌人 Sworn enemy to night crawlers and blood suckers the world over.
这位女士 对不起 I'm sorry, lady.
你肯定认错人了 You must have me confused with somebody else.
我叫格温 格温·里伯 I'm Gwen. Gwen Lieber.
-你好 -我没认错人 - Hi. - And there is no confusion.
你就是那个埃德加·弗洛格 曾多次破坏 You are the same Edgar Frog that destroyed covens...
圣世镇 月亮湾和华盛顿的邪恶聚会 in Santa Carla, Luna Bay and in Washington, D.C.
我不知道你在说什么 I have no idea what you're talking about.
能进去谈谈吗 Can we go inside to talk?
给你两分钟时间 You got two minutes.
关于我的弟弟 彼得 It's my brother, Peter.
他被绑架了 He's been kidnapped.
几年前 他就是个问题少年 A couple of years ago, he started getting into trouble.
他和社会渣滓混在一起 He was hanging out with all the wrong kind of people.
三个星期前 他去了伊维萨岛的狂欢会 And three weeks ago, he went to Ibiza to this rave party thing...
然后他就失踪了 and he disappeared.
他开始跟随一个叫Dj X的人 He started following around this guy, DJ X.
他到处开X狂欢会 He throws these events called X-Parties.
我听说过他 Yeah, I've heard of him.
嗨 Hi.
这些狂欢会组织者 The same people that are throwing this party...
在全世界开着同样的狂欢会 are throwing similar parties all over the world.
在狂欢会上 他们分发新开发的毒品 And at these raves, they're handing out this new designer drug.
名叫渴望 It's called the Thirst.
装在这样的小瓶里面 It comes in little ampoules like this one.
我为什么要关心 Why would I care about...
一群举着荧光棒瘾君子 a bunch of drug addicts with glow sticks?
因为渴望不是普通毒品 Because the Thirst is not a drug.
是吸血鬼的血 It's vampire blood.
再也没人看见过我弟弟 Nobody has seen him since.
埃德加 他们利用狂欢会创建吸血鬼军团 Edgar, they are using these raves to breed an army of vampires.
他们在制作全球性流行病 They're creating their own global pandemic.
他们在西班牙已经感染了成百上千的人 They've already infected hundreds in Spain.
在泰国 里约热内卢和希腊也发生了同样的事 Done the same in Thailand, Rio and in Greece.
现在又有传言说他们准备在这里行动 And now the rumors say that they're on their way here.
我没兴趣 I'm not interested.
听着 我可以帮你解决你现在的经济窘况 Look, I would obviously pay you for your trouble.
而且这可能将是 And this could well be
你最后一次能这么大干一场的机会了 the last time that you would have to do something like this.
我所有的研究显示 All of my research suggests...
渴望是由吸血鬼头领的血做成的 that the Thirst is made from the blood of the head vampire.
-吸血鬼头领 -吸血鬼始祖 - The head vampire. - The bloodsucking alpha.
-始祖 -这个词来自希腊语 根源 - The alpha. - From the Greek, ''root''...
也就是第一个的意思 meaning the first.
第一个吸血鬼 The original.
我知道 I knew that.
我还是不感兴趣 I'm still not interested.
你的时间到了 And your two minutes are up.
我住在卡萨多旅馆 I'm staying at the Hotel Cazador.
我希望你能重新考虑下 I truly hope that you'll reconsider.
我知道你救不了你弟弟 I know you couldn't save your brother...
但是埃德加 也许你能救我的弟弟 but, Edgar, maybe you can help me save mine.
你去看看我们的客人 好吗 Go and check on our guest, would you?
嗨 帅哥 你感觉如何 Hi, handsome. How are you feeling?
可怜的小家伙 Poor little thing.
放松点 Just try to relax.
马上就会过去了 This will all be over soon.
为什么会有人从这么漂亮的飞机跳下去 Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane?
因为这太他妈刺激了 Because it's so fucking fun!
确保我们的包裹完好无损的到达 You make sure our package arrives in one piece.
然后派人干掉弗洛格 And send someone to take care of Frog.
Dj X DJ X...
电唱机后面的男人 the man behind the machine.
我一直在期待你下一个舞会在我网站上发光发热 I've been whoring the fuck out of your next party...
你就连个信息都不回我吗 on my website, and you can't even text me back?
至少你也知道媒体的影响吧 You know how many media impressions that is a day?
把手拿开 你哪位啊 Don't put your hands on me, man. I don't even know you.
他是我们的保安部长 科克·欧·戴尔 That's our head of security, Kirk O Dale.
那么 There...
现在你认识他了吧 now you know him.
等一等 Well, just wait a minute.
如果你现在不让我采访的话 If you don't give an interview right now...
我发誓我会尽我的一切力量 then I swear I'll make it my personal mission in life...
来保证再也没人会去 to make sure that no one
你那愚蠢的狂欢会 goes to any more of your stupid parties ever.
我们可不想那样 Well, we wouldn't want that.
毕竟 After all...
永远可是很长的时间 ever is a long time.
到我的办公室来 Step into my office.
我很忧郁 I've got the blues
心情有点忧郁 I've got the blues
忧郁占满我的世界 I ain't got nothing but the blues
忧郁就是我的世界 I ain't got nothing but the blues
你为何要离去 Why did you go?
真毛骨悚然 Ugh. Creepy.
为何离开 Why did you go
留我满心忧郁 and leave me here with the blues?
留我满心忧郁 And leave me here with the blues?
你伤透我心 让我悲痛 You left me sad and you left me sore
让我独自忧郁 You left me with the lowdown blues
埃德加 你好 Hello, Edgar.
什么风把你吹来了 What brings you all the way down here?
难道我来看看我的亲弟弟还要什么理由吗 Now I have to have an excuse to visit my own brother?
是啊 在凌晨一点的时候 At 1 in the morning, yeah.
我想你应该没睡 I figured you'd be up.
我最近了解到 有个吸血鬼 I've recently learned there's a night crawler...
他制造了一种新的毒品 who's created a new designer
还在狂欢会上分发给青少年 drug that he's handing out to kids at raves.
问题这不是毒品 The only problem is it's not a drug...
而是吸血鬼的血 it's vampire blood.
他在制造一个不死军团 He's breeding an undead army...
而且唯一能阻止他的这支军团 and the only thing that stands between him...
歼灭全人类 and the annihilation...
的人 of the entire human race...
很可能就是 potentially...
我们 would be us.
弗洛格兄弟 The Frog Brothers.
弗洛格兄弟已经消失很久了 We haven't been the Frog Brothers for a long time.
只是我... I just...
-没有你 我无法成功 -萨姆呢 - I can't do it without you. - What about Sam?
萨姆死了 Sam's gone.
他转变了 我必须做我应该做的 He turned, and, uh, I had to do what I had to do.
我估计这也排除了迈克尔和斯塔 I guess that cancels out Michael and Star.
对 在埃默森家族看来 Yeah. I'm pretty much persona non grata
我可是个不受欢迎的人 with the entire Emerson family at this point.
-Laddie呢 -他有了新生活 - Laddie? - He's moved on.
他已经娶妻生子 He's got a wife, kids.
他现在过着真正的生活 He's got a real life now.
-我也是啊 -你这个叫生活吗 - Yeah, well, so do I. - You call this a life?
你还想一个住在货车上人怎么生活 This from a guy who lives in a trailer.
好吧 算我白来一趟 Okay, so I've got nothing.
但是我至少知道我站在哪边 But at least I know what side I'm on!
艾伦 如果这是吸血鬼头领 Alan, if this is the head vampire,
也许我们可以杀死他 and then maybe we can kill him.
如果我们杀死他了 If we kill him,
我们还得找到之前给他初拥的吸血鬼 then we just gotta find the one above him...
然后一直找下去 永远都没完 and then on and on like that forever.
据说这个是吸血鬼始祖 They are telling me that this is the alpha.
是所有吸血鬼的父亲 是吸血鬼头领 The O.G. Of all bloodsuckers, the head vampire.
埃德加 这就像金字塔骗局一样 It's a pyramid scheme, Edgar.
一直都是 Always has been.
如果这是真的呢 What if this is it though?
如果他真的是吸血鬼头领呢 What if this really is the head vampire?
那就把他干掉 Get this...
好好干掉他 埃德加 and get it good, Edgar.
据我所知 As far as I'm concerned...
根本就没有吸血鬼这种东西 there's no such thing as vampires.
尼斯塔的垃圾网民们 大家好 Hola, Trashy nistas.
现在和我坐在一起的是独一无二 I'm sitting here with the one, the only...
著名的Dj X DJ X.
如果你的网速不够好 那就可悲了 I'm sorry for those of you who have a shitty connection.
为什么说你们可悲呢 I guess you'll just have to take my word for when I tell you...
因为这个男人酷毙了 the man's absolutely scrumptious.
他们会慕名而来找我的 They'll just have to come and see me in person.
没错 但他们得先上我的网站 Yeah, well, they'll just have to get in line. Ha, ha.
那么 Dj X 为什么你认为 So, DJ X, why do you think the detached and the...
那些逃避现实 you know, the disconnected
自我封闭的青年会热衷于 youth of today have latched on so fervently...
你的舞会 to your parties?
因为我创造了 Because I create a place...
一个所有迷失的灵魂都能去的地方 where all the lost souls of the world can come together.
一个他们能随心所欲 A place where they can do what they want...
为所欲为的地方 whenever they wanna do it.
嗯 你听见了吗 这可是他亲口说的 Yeah, you heard it straight from the man himself...
所有迷茫的男孩女孩们 all you lost boys and girls.
这将是这个世纪最棒的狂欢会 This is gonna be the biggest rave of the century.
我们将在狂欢前一个小时 And we'll let you know where
告诉你们地点 it's gonna be an hour before this event...
所以别换台 更多详情稍后奉上 so stay tuned to this website for the details.
X 这个采访太棒了 That was a great interview, X.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
不 不 要谢谢你 No, no, thank you...
将我们展现在世人面前 for getting the word out.
我要尽可能多的人来参加我的狂欢 I wanna have as many people at this event as possible.
这是我的荣幸 It's my pleasure.
我说真的 And I mean that.
那么 你们这破车里有些什么喝的 So anyhow, what do you guys have to drink in this jalopy?
你 You.
消灭所有吸血鬼 Death to all vampires.
踩着他们的尸体前进 Maximum body counts.
我们是无敌怪兽战士 We're awesome monster bashers.
-最卑鄙 -最邪恶 - The meanest. - The baddest.
埃德加 Edgar.
如果我打算干的话 我需要武器 If I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna need weapons.
许多武器 Lots of weapons.
许多昂贵的 定制的武器 Lots of really expensive, custom-made weapons.
当然没问题 进来 Well, of course. Come in.
请随便坐 Please have a seat.
难道你不奇怪 So aren't you the least bit
为什么我这么了解吸血鬼吗 curious on how I know so much about vampires?
不奇怪 Not really.
我知道你是谁 I know who you are.
你是格温·里伯 You're Gwen Lieber.
畅销书 永恒之吻系列书的作者 Bestselling author of the Eternity Kiss series.
第一部马上要拍摄成电影 First of which is about to be made into a major motion picture...
即将在电影院上映 coming soon to a theater near you.
你听说过我 真是受宠若惊 Oh, you've heard of me. I'm flattered.
没有夸你 你的书难看死了 Don't be. Your books suck.
很抱歉你那么认为 I'm sorry you feel that way.
我怎么认为的不要紧 Doesn't really matter what I think.
你拥有 You've got millions of
许多埃默族和哥特族读者(喜欢研究黑暗世界) emo-goth sheep all over the world...
废寝忘食地读着你的书 who eat up every last word of it,
还嗷嗷待哺地追着看 and keep coming back for more.
我肯定你从你那 I'm sure you've made quite a
非凡的意淫专用书中赚了不少钱 nice living off your supernatural bodice-rippers.
我想让你知道 I'll have you know, I have
我每一期都得到了许多正面的评论 gotten glowing reviews from every major periodical.
肯定是收买 交易关系而已 Bought and paid for, I'm sure.
就像和我一样 Just like me.
弗洛格 你到底有什么问题 What is your problem, Frog?
问题 My problem?
我的问题就是 你赞美吸血鬼 My problem is you glorify vampirism.
你把吸血鬼写得那么的 You make being a vampire look...
性感 sexy.
那个 Well...
吸血鬼神话中 there has always been
总是有情色的部分 an element of eroticism in vampire mythology.
不死生物和性感靠不上边 There is nothing sexy about being a member of the undead.
也许我来找你是我的错 Well, perhaps I have made a serious mistake in coming to you.
如果你来是想 If you came to me expecting
要我求着要你的签名的话 那你确实错了 me to ask for your autograph, then yes, you did.
但如果你是 But if you came to me
想要我杀那该死的吸血鬼的话 expecting me to kill a shit load of vampires...
那我完全没问题 that I can do.
棍子没有效果 Don't like the stake...
或许它需要一点大蒜 maybe it needs a little garlic?
来了 Here we go.
新鲜出炉的 Freshly served.
我操 Shit.
尝尝这个 Eat that.
弗洛格 Frog.
埃德加 我是格温 Edgar, it's Gwen.
你能马上到我的旅馆来吗 Can you come by my hotel right away?
十分重要 It's rather important.
好吧 我马上到 All right. I'll be right there.
埃德加 你好 Hello, Edgar.
什么事那么重要 还要我亲自跑一趟 So, what's so important you need me to come down here right away?
我想该让你见见你的新伙伴 Well, I thought you should meet your new partner.
当你拒绝我请求时 我十分绝望 When you turned me down, I was desperate,
于是我请了别人 so I hired someone else...
想到他一路从好莱坞赶来 and I'd really feel bad making
却两手空空的回去 我实在于心不忍 him come all the way from Hollywood for nothing.
好莱坞 Hollywood?
我不喜欢这地方 他是谁 I don't like the sound of it. Who is this?
拉斯·冯·格茨 Lars Von Goetz?
拉斯 这位是... Lars, this is...
噢 是癞蛤蟆啊(弗洛格音似癞蛤蟆) Oh, yeah. The Toad.
弗洛格 Frog.
-Edagr 弗洛格 -我刚就这么说的 - Edgar Frog. - That's what I said.
没错 Yeah.
我是拉斯·冯·格茨 I'm Lars Von Goetz.
不过你肯定已经认识我了 But you already knew that.
这位是克劳斯 我的摄影师 And this is Claus, my camera operator.
那就让我们去好好收拾下那些狂欢小子 So let's go kick the shit out of some little rave punks, huh?
不过首先 我得吃点东西 But first, I gotta eat.
我的新陈代谢就跟十二岁男孩一样快 I got the metabolism of a 12-year-old boy.
我能跟你说几句话吗 Can I speak with you for a minute?
可以 Right.
别害怕 拉斯·冯·格茨在这 Never fear, Lars Von Goetz is here.
只要你给我的支票没问题 As long as the check clears.
拉斯·冯·格茨 Lars Von Goetz?
你居然雇了拉斯·冯·格茨 You hired Lars Von Goetz?
-我以为你会觉得开心 -开心吗 - I thought you'd be happy. - Happy?
你先是希望我去杀一个吸血鬼头领 First you expect me to kill a head vampire...
然后又想让我当这个纪实节目败类的保姆 then you expect me to babysit some reality show reject?
又不是要你给他当保姆 You're not going to have to babysit him.
你难道没看过他的节目吗 Haven't you seen his show?
这个人可是跟灰熊 狮子 鳄鱼搏斗过 The man's wrestled a grizzly bear, a lion and an alligator.
他很强悍 He's amazing.
那只是表演 That was staged.
所有的纪实节目都是表演 懂吗 All reality shows are staged, okay?
冯·格茨 无论他叫什么 他就是个骗子 Von Goetz, whatever his name is, he's a fraud.
吸血鬼可比灰熊强悍了十倍 Vampires are, like, 10 times stronger than grizzly bears.
我觉得他能保护好自己的 WeII, I think he can take care of himseIf.
你等着瞧吧 We'll see about that.
那个诡异的男人在看着我 That creepy guy's looking at me.
-真恶心 -我们的协议是 - Oh, gross. - Here's the deal.
如果我接下这个活 我需要武器 If I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna need weapons.
没错 你说过了 Right. You said that.
我明天去见我的人 I'll go see my guy tomorrow.
-你不想让我陪你去吗 -不用 - You don't want me to come with you? - No.
他见生人会紧张 He's a littIe twitchy about new faces.
听着 伙计 Listen, buddy, if you're
如果你是在找冷冻酸奶酒吧 looking for the diet frozen-yogurt bar...
去年夏天就已经歇业了 it went out of business last summer.
实际上我在找《蝙蝠侠》十四版 Actually, I'm looking for a Batman number 14.
那版可不赖啊 兄弟 That's a very serious book, man.
现存只有五本了 Only five in existence.
事实上是四本 Four, actually.
我一直想找到另外三本 I'm always looking out for the other three.
蝙蝠侠
萨姆·埃默森 一九七三年至二零零八年
埃德加 当我发现 Edgar, since I know...
我永远无法阻止你 I'll never be able to
去做你要做的事情的时候 talk you out of what you're about to do...
我无法在不给你这个的情况下 I can't let you go up against
就让你去挑战一个可能是吸血鬼头目的对手 a potential head vampire without giving you this.
这是关于猎杀吸血鬼最古老的书籍之一 One of the first books on vampire hunting ever written.
它也许能保你平安 注意危险 艾伦留 It'll hopefully keep you safe. Watch your back. Alan.
另外 如果你周二时还活着 P.S. If you're still alive on Tuesday,
一定要给妈妈打个电话 be sure to call Mom.
那天是她生日 It's her birthday.
-Neer书店 -嘿 佐伊 - Book O'Neer. - Hey, Zoe.
我需要你帮点忙 I need your help with something.
-这很重要 -没问题 - It's important. - Sure.
我等你来 I'll be waiting.
大名鼎鼎的格温·里伯雇你去找她被绑架的弟弟 Wow, so the Gwen Lieber hired you to find her kidnapped brother?
对 我觉得这本书应该能帮助我 Yeah, and I think this book might help me figure out...
找出他们把她弟弟带去了哪里 where they've taken him to.
我要你先检查下有没有什么线索 任何你能找到的内容 I need you to scour it for any clues, anything you can find.
我没看出这本旧书能帮你找到什么人 I don't see how this old book is
不过我会试一试的 gonna help you find anyone, but I'II give it a try.
就算帮我个忙 Do me a favor.
如果你刚好在书里看到了 If you happen to run across anything in here...
任何谈到有关以人献祭 that talks about human
或者类似的内容 记下来 sacrifice or anything like that, make note of it.
好的 All right.
很好 Cool.
你不打算告诉我为什么吗 Uh, do you wanna tell me why?
算了吧 Not really.
这可能会让你有生命危险 Could put your life in danger.
好吧 Okay.
我的天哪 Oh, my gosh.
弗洛格在哪 Where's Frog?
退后 变态 Back off, fucko!
如果不呢 你打算喷我吗 Or what? You gonna mace me?
有人需要超度吗 Somebody needed a light?
弗洛格 Frog.
真够丑的 UgIy.
你死定了 You're dead.
尝尝这个 Suck on this.
小心 Watch out!
漂亮 Nice.
喷的什么 Mace?
圣水 Holy water.
我想吃烤薄饼 I feel like pancakes.
薄饼好了 Order up.
我发现了有关年轻男性吸血鬼献祭的整个章节 I found a whole section of young male vampire sacrifices.
看 这是血月 And look, there's a Blood Moon.
他们之所以这么形容 They call it that because
是因为月球表面呈现深红或者绯红的颜色 the moon's face is deep red or crimson hue.
所以他们会在血月之下进行献祭 So they're gonna make a sacrifice under the Blood Moon.
没错 Exactly.
这周五就会出现血月 This Friday is a Blood Moon.
他们会在狂欢会上用彼得献祭 So they're gonna sacrifice Peter at the rave.
埃德加 你要阻止这件事 Well, Edgar, you can't let that happen.
好吧 如果我要阻止他们 All right, if I'm gonna do this...
我得找到狂欢会的地点 I need to find out where
而且我要必须很快找到 the rave is and I need to find out fast.
从法律上而言 狂欢是非法的 Well, technically, raves are illegal...
所以主办人应该会等到最后 so the promoters aren't
才告知狂欢的地点 gonna say where it is until the last minute.
你说过 传闻这次狂欢的地址 You said that the rumor
会在圣卡萨多 也就是这里 is that it was gonna be here in San Cazador.
就算是在这里 圣卡萨多也是个大地方 Even if it is here, San Cazador is a big place.
如果我们想找出他们的巢穴在哪 If we're gonna find out where that nest is...
就要学着像吸血鬼一样思考 we need to learn how to think like a vampire.
吸血鬼们总是更倾向于找到某个 Bloodsuckers have a tendency to look for a place...
有着苦难和死亡历史的地方 that's got a history of suffering and death.
你知道这里有这样的地方吗 You know of a place Iike that here?
在圣卡萨多岛上有个古老的屠宰场 There's an old slaughterhouse on San Cazador Island.
屠宰场吗 Slaughterhouse?
非常好 Perfect.
吸血鬼最爱的就是鲜血和屠杀 Nothing vampires love more than blood and carnage.
如果岛上有个屠宰场 If there's a slaughterhouse on that island,
他们就应该在那 that's where they'll be.
放了我吧 Let me go.
我保证 我... I promise, I...
不要做一些无法实现的承诺 Let's not make any promises we can't keep.
你像一片上好的小牛肉一样乖乖躺着 You just lie here like a good piece of veal...
可能我会给你带一杯又暖又香的牛奶来 and maybe I'll bring you a nice glass of warm milk.
我们要去哪 So where are we going?
我的朋友很注重隐私 My friend likes his privacy.
他的名字叫布蕾克 The name's Blake.
在发现真相之前 曾经是个议员 Used to be a congressman before he learned the truth.
为什么弄这么多铁丝网 What's up with all the razor wire?
嘿 布蕾克 开门 Yo, Blake. Open up.
我是埃德加 It's Edgar.
埃德加 Edgar.
-过得好吗 -怎么了 布蕾克 - How's it hanging? - What's up, Blake?
这是圣水手榴弹 Holy-water grenade.
-感觉不错 -当然 - Nice touch. - Yeah.
-不过还需要再加点工 -没错 - Needs a little work, though. - Yeah.
这他妈是谁 Who the hell's this?
这是佐伊 Oh, this is Zoe.
她没问题 She's cool.
我会判断她有没有问题 Yeah, I'll be the judge of that.
摸这个十字架 马上 Touch the cross. Do it now.
佐伊 注意礼貌 Zoe, manners.
-很高兴见到你 -布蕾克 - Nice to meet you. - Blake.
那辆车如何了 What's with the bike?
那可是个宝贝 我已经为它折腾一年了 Oh, that's a beauty. I've been working on her for a full year.
全部翻新了 她会成为一个真正的杀手 Renovations, the lot. She's gonna be a real killer.
没错 可惜的是这次任务它帮不上什么忙 Yeah. Unfortunately, wouldn't do us much good on this mission.
你还有别的什么 What else you got?
欢迎来到野兽巢穴 Welcome to the lair.
这东西怎么了 What happened to this thing?
看上去有东西在枪管里爆炸了 Looks like something blew up in the barrel.
你该看看被我拿枪指着的那只吸血鬼 You should see the vampire I was pointing it at.
换句话说 开枪的人是最后的胜利者 Let's just say the gun came out on the winning side.
很不错的新东西 布蕾克 Nice new stuff, Blake.
我很喜欢 I like it.
要把你那个老伙计换掉吗 You looking for something to replace your Old Reliable?
不可能 Never.
你看了这个再说 Ah, you say that now.
好好观赏下这个吧 Feast your eyes on this.
老牌俄国产Rg-6手榴弹发射枪 An old Russki RG-6 grenade launcher.
蛮重的 Heavy.
发射40毫米的杀伤手榴弹 Fires 40 mm fragmentation grenades.
不是这个 Not this one.
这把枪发射的是这些东西 This one fires these.
这是什么 圣水吗 What is it? Holy water?
还混合了一些大蒜 Mixed with a little garlic.
只是为了好玩才做的 Just for giggles.
-我要这个 -我就知道你会要 - I'll take it. - I thought you might.
-给你 -谢谢 - Here you go. - Thanks.
这是什么 What's this?
嘿 把那个放下 快点 Hey, put that down, please.
要非常小心 明白吗 Very carefully, okay?
这可是个标准的树脂手榴弹 That is a prototype resin grenade.
我在葛罗湖边的军方测试设备上偷来的 I stole it from a military testing facility at Groom Lake.
-它有什么用 -糟了 - What does it do? - Oh, shit.
真酷 CooI.
对 很酷 Yeah, cool.
我还要其他的树脂手榴弹 I will take that other resin grenade, though.
我要把它带着 Gotta hand it to the grays...
它们一定很适合做武器 they sure are good at making weapons.
很高兴和你做生意 埃德加 你总是这样爽快 Well, it's a pleasure doing business with you, Edgar, as aIways.
你们想留下来吃晚饭吗 我有豆子 Say, you guys wanna stay for dinner? I got beans.
没错 你有豆子 Yeah, you do.
狼人发现于圣卡萨多大街 Werewolf spotted roaming streets of San Cazador
这些到底是什么 What the hell are these?
那些 Those?
-那些是... -纪念品 - Those are, uh... - A reminder.
吸血鬼 Vampires.
他们一定是跟着我们到这儿的 They must have tracked us here.
-你对他们做了什么 -大功率紫外线灯 - What did you do to them? - High-powered UV lamps.
埃德加 所有武器都在车里 Edgar, all the weapons are in the car.
我想我们得临时准备战斗了 I guess we're gonna have to improvise.
他们毁掉了紫外线灯 They've taken out the UV lights.
嗨 甜心 不打算请我进去吗 Hi, sweetheart, aren't you gonna invite me in?
不 你是不请自来 No. You're not invited.
等等 你要去哪 Wait. Where are you going?
见鬼 我们得离开这 Holy shit, we gotta get out of here.
我们一出去就会被他们杀了的 They'll kill us if we go outside.
我宁愿被咬也不想被烧死 快点 我们走 I'd rather be bit than burned. Come on, let's go!
-大家好 -伙计们 卧倒 - Hi there. - Guys, get down!
见见我的老牌武器 Say hello to Old Painless.
这才是我说的监控 Now, that's what I call a stakeout.
很棒吧 对吗 It's cool, right?
当然了 这是我的设计 Yeah, it should be. It's my design.
如果这些变态都在这岛上 If all of these freaks go to
在狂欢时候吸食了渴望 the island and take the Thirst at the rave...
我们要面对的就是彻底展开的吸血鬼入侵 we're gonna have a full-on vampire invasion on our hands.
好的 伙计 你有荧光棒吗 Okay, man, you got the glow sticks?
我们开始吧 Let's roll.
嘿 你没告诉我 Hey. You didn't tell me...
拉斯·冯·格茨也会来这 Lars Von Goetz was gonna be here.
我倒希望他没来这 I was kind of hoping he wasn't.
这个人是个彻头彻尾的猛兽 That guy is a total animal.
你看了他跟灰熊搏斗的那一集吗 You see the episode where he wrestled the grizzly bear?
刚好错过了 Missed it.
癞蛤蟆 Toad.
这位朋友怎么称呼 So, hmm, who's your friend?
你好 我是佐伊 Hi. I'm Zoe.
佐伊 Zoe.
告诉我 佐伊 只有我这么觉得 Tell me, Zoe, is it just me...
还是你也感觉我们俩之间有些微妙的化学反应 or is there some serious chemistry between us?
只有你这么觉得 That's just you.
好吧 Okay.
埃德加 Edgar.
我希望你带了泳衣 I hope you brought your bathing suit.
我觉得我们该融入这些派对达人中 I thought we should blend in with the other partygoers.
暗地里渗透到对手中 Covert infiltration.
是个好办法 It's a good idea.
你好 我是格温 Hi, I'm Gwen.
我知道 我店里卖出了无数本你的书 Yeah, I know. I've sold, like, a bazillion of your books.
-我是佐伊 -很好 - I'm Zoe. - Right.
你在书店工作吗 You work in a bookstore?
只是兼职 Part-time.
埃德加觉得你有资格胜任这次任务吗 And Edgar thinks that you're qualified for this mission?
你杀过多少个吸血鬼呢 里伯小姐 Just how many bloodsuckers have you killed, Miss Lieber?
-一个也没有 -那我比你有资格多了 - None. - More qualified than you.
这是埃德加的任务 我相信他 Well, this is Edgar's show, and I trust him.
我有告诉你我讨厌她的书吗 Did I mention I hated her books?
我也很讨厌 So do I.
狂欢 Rave!
好的 大家听着 根据图上显示 All right, everybody. According to the blueprints...
屠宰场有一个入口 there's an entrance to the
通过一系列的地下隧道 slaughterhouse through a series of underground tunnels...
可直接到达狂欢会举办地点 which will lead us directly to where the rave is.
大家要记住 那里有很多普通百姓 Now, remember, everyone, there will be a lot of civilians around.
都是些追随者 不是吸血鬼 Toadies, not familiars.
只是一些无辜的派对爱好者 Just innocent partygoers who are
他们参加派对是 all there because they think they're gonna have...
去玩的 fun.
因此你们所携带的武器 Because of this, you will be armed...
都是对活人没有致命杀伤力的 with weapons that are non-lethal to anything with a heartbeat.
这是短筒压动式具有毁灭性的水枪 This is a sawed-off, pump action, Soak and Destroy water gun.
专利快申请下来了 Patent pending.
要把圣水 Turns holy water...
变成强悍的屠宰器 into holy slaughter.
佐伊 你拿这个 Zoe, you take it.
克劳斯 Claus...
这是大功率的紫外线手电筒 it's a high-powered UV torch.
把它系在腰上 你会感谢我的 Tie it around your waist. You'll thank me later.
埃德加 我呢 Edgar, what about me?
你就留在这 You're staying here.
不可能 The hell I am!
我一定要救我的弟弟 This is my brother we are talking about.
我理解 I understand that...
但这可不是在写书 格温 but this is not one of your books, Gwen.
这任务里的每个人都是训练过的老手 Everybody on this mission is a trained veteran.
你可能会被杀死 更糟糕的是 You could be killed, or worse...
-你可能成为吸血鬼的一员 -好了 没时间了 - you could be turned into one of them. - Okay, time out.
听着 格温 Listen, Gwen, I totally
我完全相信你书里的那些吸血鬼的哥特族 buy into your little vampire goth games...
你花钱也是让我来做这个 不过我觉得都是假的 that's what you're paying me to do, but I'm calling bullshit.
如果格温想去 她就可以去 If Gwen wants to go, she can go.
只要还是我说了算就不行 Not as Iong as I'm in charge of this mission.
算了吧 拉斯 It's all right, Lars.
听他的 埃德加说的有道理 Listen to him. Edgar knows what he's talking about.
他是个经验丰富的吸血鬼猎人 He's an experienced vampire hunter.
错 很抱歉我得给你当头一棒 Wrong. I'm sorry to be the one to break this to you...
但是世上根本没有经验丰富的吸血鬼猎人 but there are no experienced vampire hunters...
因为根本就没有吸血鬼 它们根本不存在 because there are no vampires. They do not exist.
佐伊 拿着这些金属桩 把它们绑在腿上 Zoe, take these stakes, strap them to your leg.
为什么把桩给她 And why does she get stakes?
不好意思 我觉得你是个赤手空拳 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were Mr. Tough Guy...
跟一条六英尺鳄鱼搏斗的硬汉 who wrestled a 6-foot alligator
你不需要武器 with your bare hands. You don't need weapons.
不 那是条十英尺的鳄鱼 No, it was 10-foot.
-但是我还是想要桩 -好吧 - And I still want stakes. - Fine.
这儿有一些木桩 There's some stakes.
为什么她的是金属的 Why are hers metal?
你拿着就是了 You get what you get.
我们走吧 Let's go.
埃德加 等等 Edgar, wait.
把他安全地带回来 Bring him back safe.
我会尽量的 I'll do my best.
走吧 Move out.
嘿 癞蛤蟆 Hey, Toad.
我们能晚上再来吗 Couldn't we come back at night?
那样拍下来就好看多了 It wouId look so much better on camera.
不行 吸血鬼都是晚上进食 No. Vampires feed at night...
我也不打算在附近逗留着吃晚餐 and I don't plan on sticking around for dinner.
这是贵宾室吗 Is this the VIP room?
当然了 Oh, most definitely.
-派对什么时候开始 -马上 - When's the party supposed to start? - Not for a while.
你们俩来早了 You guys got here early.
这个是定情戒指吗 Oh, are those promise rings?
-好可爱 -你脸上的是血吗 - So cute. - Is that blood on your face?
我想我把尾骨摔断了 Oh! I think I just broke my coccyx.
别管尾骨 摄像机有没有问题 Forget the coccyx, is the camera okay?
-核对大家情况 -正常 - Radio check. - Check.
-正常 -正常 - Check. - Check.
好的 一旦进去 我们的主要目标就是救出彼得 All right. Once inside, our main objective is to extract Peter.
杀死吸血鬼是次要的 Killing vampires is our second priority.
好的 大家一起 All right, everybody...
大干一场吧 let's rock 'n' roll.
警惕点 Heads up.
嘿 你给新枪取名了没 Hey, did you name your new gun yet?
小点声 Shh.
什么 What?
你给你的新枪取名了吗 Did you name your new gun yet?
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
所有的枪都应该有个名字 All guns need a name.
就好像船那样 Like boats.
船是水手们用的 Boats are for sailors...
枪是战士用的 guns are for soldiers.
我不是水手 I'm no sailor.
-拉斯 -什么 - Lars. - What?
我现在感觉很糟糕 I'm getting a really bad feeIing about this.
怎么 你是说在土地深处 Ugh. What, you mean being deep
处于大堆石块下面的感觉吗 within the earth beneath a thousand tons of rock?
你有幽闭恐惧症吗 Are you feeIing ''Claus-trophobic''?
明白了吗 幽闭恐惧症吗 Get it? ''Claus-trophobic''?
这不好笑 我是认真的 看看周围 That's not funny. I'm serious, man, look around you.
这个鬼地方要把我逼疯了 This shit's freaking me out.
天呀 Jeepers.
好了 这样安排 All right, here's the deal.
我们去左边 你们去右边 We're gonna go to the left, you guys go to the right.
佐伊 你和我一起 Zoe, you're with me.
拉斯和克劳斯自由行动 Lars and Claus, do whatever it is you do.
我们在沙滩上会合 We'll reconvene back on the beach...
如果活着 maybe.
你知道 我实在不想分开行动 You know, I kind of hate the fact we split up.
恐怖片里的人 People in horror movies
总是先分开 然后一个个被杀死 always split up and they always get killed.
克劳斯 没有什么好担心的 There's nothing to worry about, Claus.
你还不明白吗 Don't you get it?
这只是一个愚蠢的角色扮演游戏而已 This is all some stupid role-playing game.
我们能找到的只是一些 All we're gonna find is some little
戴着假毒牙和隐形眼镜的捣蛋鬼而已 emo goth kids with fake fangs and contact lenses.
你认为这是游戏吗 You think this is a game?
我当然认为这是一场游戏 Of course I think it's a game.
要不然那只癞蛤蟆为什么给我水枪 Why else would the Toad give me a water pistol?
而且 我的影迷已经厌倦了 Besides, my fans are tired of
观看我捉捕任何星球上存在的生物 seeing me tackle every natural predator on the planet.
现在我们需要提供新的看点 Now, we need to give them something new to watch.
但是如果你的假设是正确的 But if you're right...
那么你要痛打一群 you're gonna be beating up a
戴着假毒牙和隐形眼镜的孩子 bunch of kids with fake fangs and contact lenses.
我知道 I know.
这不是挺好吗 Isn't it great?
这是屠宰场的入口 This is the entrance to the slaughterhouse.
该看弗洛格先生大发神威了 Time for Mr. Frog's wild ride.
克劳斯 我们要找个地方作片头 Claus, we gotta find a place to do my intro.
这里棒极了 This is perfect.
依靠我的追捕技能 Using my tracking ability,
我们到了吸血鬼的巢穴 we've located the nest of the vampires...
在这个废弃屠宰场的深处 deep within this abandoned slaughterhouse.
这里也经常被 It's also haunted...
食人海盗骚扰 by cannibal pirates.
它建在一个古印度坟地上 lt's built on an ancient Indian burial ground...
这里过去用于焚烧女巫 where they used to burn witches.
定情戒指 A promise ring.
处女 Virgins.
吸血鬼的菲力牛排 Vampire filet mignon.
他妈的这是什么 Ugh. What kind of fucked up shit is this?
你是彼得吗 Are you Peter?
拜托 帮帮我 Please, help me.
伙计 转身 我们走 Dude. Turn around, let's go.
-什么 -现在找到他太早了 - What? - It's too early to find him.
我们要在情节的最后找到他 We gotta find him at the end of the episode.
我甚至还没有机会 I haven't even had the
打倒一个哥特人 chance to put the beat-down on any goths yet.
-但是我们已经找到他了 -伙计 转身 - But he's right here. - Dude, turn around.
彼得 抱歉 我们走 Sorry, Peter. Let's go.
他妈的怎么回事 What the fuck?
你们这些杂种要去哪里 Where are you bastards going?
有什么东西闻起来很糟糕 Something smells really bad in here.
这是屠宰场 It's a slaughterhouse.
我不是指那种屠宰场特有的死肉味 I don't mean the typical bad slaughterhouse dead meat smell...
我确实闻到了什么 I mean I smell something
闻起来像腐烂的垃圾 It smells like rotting garbage.
垃圾 Trash.
是的 就像我说的 腐烂的垃圾 Yeah, like I said. Rotting garbage.
不 No.
我说的是约翰·特拉什 I mean Jonny Trash.
天啊 Jeez Louise.
路易斯吗 真的吗 Jeez Louise? Really?
佐伊 趴下 Zoe, get down!
-你听到了吗 -什么 - You hear that? - What?
我认为是那底下传来的声音 I think it's coming from down there.
你要做什么 What are you doing?
拉斯 Lars.
伙计 我的武器哪里去了 Dude, where's my gear?
你把它落在上面了 You left it up--
糟糕 Oh, shit.
什么 What?
好吧 Oh, okay.
就这样了吗 Is this it?
我等着好好打一架已经等了三百年了 I've been waiting 300 years for a good fight.
废物 你就这么点本事吗 Have you had enough, punk?
不错的装备 Nice outfit.
这很好玩 That's funny...
真的很好玩 that's exactly what I was thinking.
可是我还是要杀了你 But I still have to kill you.
我很吃惊 I'm surprised.
吃惊什么 By what?
你并不像传说中的那么厉害 You're really not that good.
佐伊 我拿到枪了 Zoe. I got this.
妈的 该死的子弹 Ah, shit! Damn bullets!
这就是你不给枪支起名字的下场 See, now that's what happens when you don't name your gun.
把剑拔出来 Just pull out the sword!
-数到三 -好的 - On three. - Okay.
三 Three.
一和二哪去了 What happened to one and two?
埃德加 埃德加 天啊 Edgar? Edgar? Oh, God.
拉斯 你在哪里 Lars, what's your 20?
不是拉斯 我是克劳斯 It's not Lars, it's Claus.
克劳斯 拉斯去哪里了 Claus, where's Lars?
他死了 He's dead.
拉斯死了 Lars is dead.
我们遇到大麻烦了 We're so completely and totally fucked.
克劳斯 冷静点 深呼吸 Claus, calm down. Just breathe.
我们要在增援过来之前 We have to get Edgar out of here
把埃德加弄出去 before reinforcements arrive.
上帝啊 佐伊 发生什么了 Oh, my God. Zoe, what happened?
帮我们把他放下 Just help us lay him down.
克劳斯 急救箱 Claus, first-aid kit.
坚持住 你不会有事的 Hang in there. Everything's gonna be fine.
拿着这个 Hold this.
埃德加 不要离开我 Edgar, stay with me.
注意到圣诞老人不寻常的地方了吗 Notice anything unusual about Santa Carla yet?
没有 这是个很棒的地方 No, it's a pretty cool place...
如果你是火星人 if you're a Martian.
或者是一个吸血鬼 Or a vampire.
你们都在找旧报纸之类的吗 Are you guys sniffing old newsprint or something?
你真以为你清楚这里怎么回事吗 是吗 You think you know what's happening around here, don't you?
我告诉你 你什么都不知道 伙计 Well, I'll tell you something. You don't know shit, buddy.
是的 你认为我们 Yeah. You think we just
只是在漫画书店为别人干活 是吗 work in a comic-book store for our folks, huh?
实际上 我以为是面包房 Actually, I thought it was a bakery.
这只是我们的掩护 This is just our cover.
我们致力于更高的目标 We're dedicated to a higher purpose.
我们是战士 为了真理 We're fighters for truth...
正义 justice...
以及我们的生活 and the American way.
埃德加 Edgar.
-埃德加 -什么 - Edgar. - What?
-我怎么了 -你没事 - What happened to me? - You're okay.
我们找到他了吗 找到彼得了吗 Did we get him? Did we get Peter?
克劳斯找到他了 Claus found him,
但是他们遇到了一些麻烦 but they ran into some trouble.
他们把他绑在一个扭曲的桌子之类的东西上 They had him tied to some twisted table kind of thing...
给他输送药物 让他保持安静 pumping him full of drugs, trying to keep him sedated.
你老板去哪里了 Where's your boss?
一个很壮的吸血鬼抓住了他 Some big-ass, massive juggernaut of a vampire got him.
把他的心脏扯出来了 Tore his heart right out of his chest.
我都拍下来了 Got it on tape, though.
如果有机会我想看一下 I'd like to see that when you get a chance.
-他会乐意的 -谢谢 - He'd like that. - Thanks.
格温 Gwen...
会好起来的 it's gonna be okay.
我们会找到他 We'll get him.
还没有结束 It's not over yet.
要连本带利那回来 Payback's a bitch.
起来 出发 Damn straight. Let's go.
狂欢 狂欢 Rave! Rave!
要开始了 It's starting.
好的 这边 All right, come on.
喜欢聚会吗 Do you wanna party?
有请期盼已久的Dj X And now, the man you've been waiting for, DJ X!
你们做好献祭的准备了吗 Are you ready for a sacrifice?
血 血 血 Blood, blood, blood!
停一下 Hold up.
上帝啊 他在那里 Oh, my God. There he is.
如果他们翻过了那个栅栏 我们就完蛋了 If they get through that fence, we're so undeniably fucked.
越快的解决X 我们就越安全 The sooner we take out X, the sooner that won't be a problem.
好吧 但彼得怎么办 Okay, but what about Peter?
好吧 听着 我要你们都躲起来 All right, listen up, everyone. I want you all to hold back.
这炸弹我只有一个 I've only got one shot at this.
我去把他拖住 然后我们再杀他 I'm gonna immobilize X and then we go in for the kill.
大家都做好准备 明白了吗 Everybody, stay put. Got it?
-明白 -很好 - Got it. - Good.
X 放点下流的音乐 Put on something nasty, X.
我想我找到了一个舞伴 I think I found someone I wanna dance with.
炸掉掉下水了 我去捡回来 He dropped it. I'm going in.
佐伊 等等 Zoe, wait.
进来帮我 快点 Get in here and help me. Come on.
我会像这样子扭断你的脖子 That is exactly how I'm going to break your neck.
塑料也能致命 Vinyl still shreds.
弗洛格 非常有创意 Very creative, Frog.
但是 要杀人的话 But when it comes to killing...
我还是更喜欢传统方式 I prefer more traditional methods...
比如刺穿 like impalement.
克劳斯 掩护我们 Claus, cover us!
混蛋 混蛋 Shit. Shit.
你干得不错 You fought admirably.
但是你从开始就注定了失败 But you were doomed to fail from the start.
我和很多优秀的战士并肩作战过 I've fought beside great warriors...
学到了作战技巧 learned battle techniques...
而这些技巧需要好几辈子的积累 that can only be mastered over several lifetimes.
你知道作战的第一守则吗 And do you know what the first rule of combat is?
知道 不要自言自语 Yeah, don't monologue.
这里的吸血鬼太多了 There's a lot of vampires down here.
伙计们 我不能一直拖住他们 Guys, I can't hold them off forever.
混蛋 混蛋 Fuck me. Fuck me!
埃德加 Edgar!
干得不错 我拿到了 Nice work. I've got it.
你说的对 穿刺确实不错 You're right. Impalement is good.
特别是刺穿心脏的时候 Especially when you pierce the heart.
彼得 Peter.
好了 大家听着 派对结束了 All right, everybody, listen up. The party's officially over.
你们不一定要回家 但是不能留在这里 You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
彼得 你能听到我说话吗 Peter, can you hear me?
太震撼了 Buckets of eew.
埃德加 事情不太对劲 Edgar, something's wrong.
是的 我说了 Yeah, l'd say.
不是 我是说我们杀了Dj X No, I mean we killed DJ X,
但是我没有什么变化 but I don't feel any different.
事情不太对劲 Something's wrong.
他们还是吸血鬼 什么也没变 They're still vampires. Nothing's changed.
埃德加 Edgar...
这个闻起来像大蒜 this smells like garlic.
大蒜吗 Garlic?
让我闻闻 Let me see.
是的 他们只是让他虚弱 You're right, it-- They were keeping him weak.
你才是吸血鬼始祖 You're the alpha.
我猜你也想不到 Oh, I bet you did not see that coming.
多亏了你们 Thanks to you.
如果在血月的时候X喝了我的血 If X had been able to drink my blood during the Blood Moon...
我的力量就会转移给他 my power would have passed to him...
而这将是一件耻辱的事 and that would have been a shame.
我统治吸血鬼从很早就开始了 I've been the alpha for a long, long time.
公元前一零三一年
你们将永葆青春 永生不灭 You'll never grow old, you'll never die...
但是你们必须进食 but you must feed.
我按照你说的把埃德加·弗洛格带来了 I brought you Edgar Frog, just like you asked.
现在到你了 Now it is your turn.
记得你对我的承诺 Remember your promise to me.
抱歉 我只是不想变老 I just don't wanna grow old. Sorry.
你不会变老 you won't.
他们是你们的了 They're all yours!
艾伦 等等 Alan, wait!
不 不 不 这可不是没电的好时候 No, no, no, this is not a good time for the batteries to die.
克劳斯 把佐伊带到安全的地方 Claus, I need you to get Zoe to safety.
埃德加 我不会丢下你离开的 Edgar, I'm not leaving without you.
如果我们现在不杀了彼得 If we don't kill Peter right now...
这里就会产生上千个吸血鬼 there's gonna be a thousand emo-goth vampires out there.
你要警告全世界 I need you to warn the world.
尤其在我死了的情况下 Especially in case I don't survive.
没的商量 That's not an option.
我会在这里等着 I'll be waiting.
赶快离开吧 Just go.
来吧 Come on.
克劳斯 Claus.
埃德加 我对你很失望 I'm disappointed in you, Edgar.
看你还能去哪里搬救星 This is no way to treat your savior.
救星吗 孩子 你的想法真可爱 Savior? You got a funny way of looking at things, kid.
我让你摆脱孤独的人生 I saved you from a life of loneliness.
你不想像罗伯特·内维利一样结束吧 You didn't want to end up like Robert Neville, did you? Ha, ha.
罗伯特什么 Robert who?
埃德加 你真应该多读点书 You really should read more books, Edgar.
那些没有图片和气球对白的书 The ones without pictures and word balloons.
罗伯特·内维利是 Robert Neville,
《我是传奇》的主人公 the protagonist in I Am Legend.
吸血鬼世界里最后的一个人类 Last man on Earth in a world full of vampires.
你要变成那样子吗 Is that really what you want to become?
我不渴 想我喝你得先杀了我 I'm not thirsty. You'll have to kill me first.
如果必要 我会的 I will, if necessary.
但是那会是一件羞耻的事 But that would be a shame...
尤其是在因为杀死X我欠了你人情的情况下 especially since I owe you a debt for killing X.
为什么你不自己杀了他 Why didn't you just kill him yourself?
一个父亲是不能杀死自己孩子的 A father can't murder his own children.
那会是很没有品位的 That would be in bad taste.
甚至是Dj X那样的混蛋 Even an impertinent little shit like DJ X.
我告诉过他不要把所有的粮食变成手下 I told him you can't turn all the cattle into cowboys...
手下再多没有吃的也只能饿死 you'll wind up with too many cowboys.
但是他不听 But he didn't listen.
现在 多亏了他该死的狂欢会 And now, thanks to his damned raves...
搞到四处游荡的吸血鬼过多 there are going to be far too many vampires roaming the Earth.
这才把你引来 That's where you come in.
让吸血鬼的数量保持适中 Keep the population down to a manageable size.
有足够喝的血液 Plenty of blood to drink.
每个都很开心 Everybody's happy.
准确的说 Precisely.
我想要你做的 Which is why I want you to
就是继续做你很擅长的这份工作 keep on doing what you're already so very good at.
追捕消灭吸血鬼 Hunting and killing vampires.
所以你想让我成为你的 So you want me to be your
专门的吸血杀手 是吗 own personal hemo-sucking hit man, is that it?
差不多 Crudely worded...
但是 这只是初步构想 but yes, that's the general idea.
那么什么让你确信 And what makes you think...
我将来不会杀了你呢 that I won't just kill you myself?
没有什么 Nothing.
除了你没有实在的理由 Except that you have no real reason.
埃德加 考虑一下 Think about it, Edgar.
你的兄弟已经是我们的一员 Your brother's already one of us.
你关心的人不想死的话只能服从于我 Everyone you care about is either dead or playing for my team.
你怎么说 What do you say?
我要说 I say...
你为什么不干你自己 why don't you go suck yourself?
艾伦 杀了你的兄弟 你会感觉好点 Alan, kill your brother. You'll feel better.
艾伦 不 Alan, no.
不要这样做 Don't do this.
你是我的兄弟 You're my brother.
你是弗洛格兄弟 You're a Frog Brother.
不要逼我伤害你 Don't make me hurt you.
我说了不要逼我伤害你 I told you not to make me hurt you.
埃德加 最后一次机会 Last chance, Edgar.
这他妈的是什么 What the fuck?
操你 Fuck you!
你还好吗 You okay?
是的 Yeah.
检查一下牙齿 Fang check.
消灭所有吸血鬼 Death to all vampires?
踩着他们的尸体前进 Maximum body count.
我们是无敌怪兽战士 We are awesome monster bashers.
-最卑鄙 -最邪恶 - The meanest. - The baddest.
够了 That's enough of that.
我以为你和你兄弟去海滩了 Hey. I thought you went to the beach with your brother?
没错 但是 他想多待会 I did, actually, but, uh, he wanted to stay out there longer.
他在那里时间太久了 He stays out much longer,
都要变成人肉干了 he's gonna turn into a human piece of beef jerky.
我想他只是想追回失去的时光 I guess he's making up for lost time.
-是的 -你知道吗 - Yeah. - Oh, guess what.
有人500美元 I sold your copy of
买了你那本灭绝吸血鬼第125期 Destroy All Vampires number 125 for 500 bucks.
-真的吗 -是的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
棒极了 That's great.
耳根能有一阵子不受银行唠叨了 That should keep the bank off my butt for a while.
佐伊 现在我有点事情要问你 Now, Zoe, there's something I need to ask you.
你怎么知道吸血鬼真的存在 How did you know vampires are real?
只是直觉 Just a hunch.
你正在读什么书 What are you reading?
我正在把这些书放进我的电子书里 Oh, I'm actually scanning the book into my Kindle.
我决定 你知道的 I decided, you know...
我也需要充实自己 I might as well educate myself
了解地下黑暗世界的种种 about all the possibilities of the dark underworld.
例如 你知道兽化人 For example, did you know that lycanthrope...
或者说女狼人吗 实际上女狼人 or female werewolves, she-wolves...
可以随时变身 actually can change anytime they want to?
不需要在满月的时候 这是一个谜 They don't have to do it under a full moon. That's a myth.
她们可以随时变身 They can turn anytime they want to.
她们有完全的控制力 They have complete control.
甚至在中午的时候也可以 They can do it in the middle of the day.
这是很有趣的理论 Now, that's an interesting theory.